"Don’t waste your time worrying about girls. Girls are all feminists, one minute they want men to be extinct (8)I dont need a man(8), then the next minute they want a strong man to look after them. Don’t waste your time caring about the people who don’t like you. Just care about all the wonderful ways you can dispose of them. Don’t waste your time worrying if people are talking about you. Just spend your time bitching about them. Waste your time with friends. Live for the moment, laugh often, be immature, do anything and everything. If it’s something you’ll regret in the morning…there is always a morning after pill, then laugh about it with your friends, cause your friends are what matter most. When you have your friends, you have everything."